FAUX FILM FESTIVAL

PRESENT THE
FAUX FILM FESTIVAL™
PORTLAND, OREGON
HOLLYWOOD THEATRE
FRIDAY APRIL 3 - SUNDAY APRIL 5, 2009

INDEX	AWARDS	SHOP	TIPS	CONTACT

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Some films may not be suitable for young children.

Friday April 3 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: Faux Commercials, Faux Trailers, and movie/TV spoofs.
Feature: "Fat Stupid Rabbit"

Saturday April 4 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: General Satire.
Feature: "Occasional Monsters"

Sunday April 5 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: Science Fiction, Horror, and Fantasy spoofs.
Feature: "Barbariana: Queen of the Savages" with additional dialog performed live by The Brody Theater!

THE FILMS

FEATURES
	Fat Stupid Rabbit VIEW TRAILER VISIT WEB SITE (in Russian) Director: Slava Ross, Russia A down and out actor has been forced to play a rabbit in a children's theater for ten years. He dreams of playing King Lear and is often reprimanded for adlibbing lines from Hamlet. He finally gets a break when he lands the lead in a new play, but things don't quite work out as expected. In Russian with English subtitles.
	Occasional Monsters VIEW TRAILER VISIT WEB SITE Director: Michael Cox & Sam Addison, Scotland Two unlikely partners start a business as monster hunters. There's just one small problem with their business model. Monsters don't really exist...
	Barbariana: Queen of the Savages VIEW TRAILER Director: Darren Herczeg, CA The evil faux Barbariana takes over the throne and plots to rid herself of her sister for good! But can she survive the black magic and faux mustache of the high priest? Will the Barbarian complete his quest or will he be eaten by the "PuMan"? The most amazing fantasy film since Beastmaster! Don't miss it! The Brody Theatre will perform additional dialog LIVE before your eyes and ears!
SHORTS
	A&E Biography: Osh Kosh B'Gosh - Under The Overalls Director: Richard Keith, CA Gosh, it's the untold history of the overall! With front pocket! With Matt Lillard from the "Scream" movies.
	ALIAS: The Lost Episode Efram Potelle & Kyle Rankin A double agent gets in deep trying to play both sides.
	The Anatomy of Grey's Anatomy Director: Richard Keith, CA A behind the scenes look at Grey's Anatomy.
	Blue Canoes Director: Jeff Goldstein, AZ A famous painter is accused of forgery by an uppity young artist.
	Building A Utopian Playland Director: Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel, CA Not just a propaganda film for Dr Steel's world domination. Cool toys, too!
	Clones Gone Wild Director: Harry Frishberg, GA A man is torn between killing his clone and using him for dating tips.
	The Coffeegrinder Director: Daniel Farkas, Germany By day he's a friendly coffee guy. But by night...
	Death Blow Director: Clint Bowers, OR They watch it on Seinfeld. Now see the trailer!
	The Devil Wears Pirates Director: Abigail Steinberg, CA Can the mild-mannered secretary survive in the pirate fashion world?
	Dr. Steel's Robot Interview Director: Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel, CA You know all about his desire for world domination. Now find out how he feels about robots!
	Drink It Up Director: Negativland, CA Negativland pokes fun at junk food and advertising in this classic music video.
	Emergency Preparedness Director: Patrick Rea, KS Sure, you've seen zombie preparedness films before, but not quite like this.
	Entropy and Me Director: Car Nazzal, CA Car's room is a tad messy, so why not interview everyone she knows about it?
	Extraordinary House Fix-Up Director: Peter Huang The downtrodden get a facelift for their home on this reality show.
	Fist Director: Dan Oleski, CA Perhaps the most useful tool in your home...
	A Fistful of Coffee Director: Graham Rathlin, UK The spaghetti western of coffee ads.
	The Fluff Director: Patrick Rea, KS More terrifying then The Blob! More Spine-tingling than The Thing!
	Groping Hands Director: Dan Oleski, CA You're not getting to "third base" with THAT thing!
	Horizons - Clown Killer Director: Russell Bates, CA Can't stop killing clowns? Now there's help! Shown in HD.
	I Will Hurt You Director: Gary Lynch, GA It's about women who like to hurt people - mainly other female wrestlers.
	Iggy goes to Grad School Director: Yfke van Berckelaer, CA Iggy's life takes a turn for the worse when he goes to grad school.
	Iggy goes to Hollywood Director: Yfke van Berckelaer, CA Iggy's life takes a turn for the worse when he goes to Hollywood.
	Indoor Western Director: Ivan Willockx, Belgium It's a showdown, but one of these cowboys has no gun.
	Insex Director: Efram Potelle & Kyle Rankin A guy gets somewhat bugged on his date.
	Law and Order: Really Special Victims Unit Director: Richard Keith, CA A double homicide is the least of their worries. Stars Gregory Itzin from "24".
	Love Royale Director: Henry Saine, CA Japanese television at it's finest pits girl against girl in a fight for love!
	Man vs. City Director: Adam Clarey, WA Can he survive the deep urban center of an American city?
	Man Vs. Wild - West Hollywood Director: Richard Keith, CA It doesn't get much wilder than West Hollywood. Can a straight man survive?
	Master Vengeancer Director: Adam Dow The price of vengeance is high in this battle between two kung fu masters. Shown in HD.
	Priest Off Director: Corky Quakenbush Protect your young choir boy from those pesky priests.
	Red Snow Director: Corky Quakenbush Penguins. They're not just black and white - they're red all over!
	The Sell Director: Jeffrey Nagel, CA Let's talk art. It's a lot cheaper than buying it.
	Spudnik Director: Jeffu Warmouth, MA A sci-fry history of potato space exploration!
	The Story of Sputnik Director: John Harden, CA Educational and funny too! Featurng the MAGIC EASEL! Shown in HD!
	Suicide Pinto Director: Bill Dant, OR Fiery music video by Bill Dant and the Spotty Livers
	Tea Party Director: Patty Prats and Elliot Elkins, LA A mysterious bandit is tea-bagging innocent victims.
	Tossers Director: Danny Grossman, CA The true story of the world's 4th gay frisbee dancing competition.
	Treevenge Director: Jason Eisener Christmas trees have their revenge in this bloody classic.
	Unwed Mother Darbie Director: Corky Quakenbush This doll is much closer to reality than Barbie.
	La Venganza del Diablo Azul Director: Brian Clement, Canada The Mexican wrestling film you want to see!
	V Squad Director: Brian Clement, Canada Vixen, Vengeance, Velvet, Venus, and Valkyrie vanquish vermin in this grindhouse classic.
	V Squad 2 Director: Brian Clement, Canada The V-Squad is back and this time they're hunting aliens!
	Wanker Director: Damien Slevin, Australia Snooty art farts get their due.
	Welcome To Shady Pines Director: VK Shah, CA Promotional video for Estelle Getty, sure to be Realtor of the Year for her efforts in getting everyone into a home.
	The Wishingbone Director: Kev Stock, PA Be careful what you wish for, especially when using the wishingbone.