FAUX FILM FESTIVAL

PRESENTS THE
FAUX FILM FESTIVAL™
PORTLAND, OREGON
HOLLYWOOD THEATRE
THURSDAY MARCH 29 - SUNDAY APRIL 1, 2007

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Some films may not be suitable for young children.

THE FILMS

FEATURES
	Blood Car VIEW TRAILER Director: Alex Orr, GA In a world where gas is only affordable by the rich, a young man accidentally makes his car run on blood! Contains nudity and gore.
	Something That Sticks VIEW TRAILER Director: James Devereux, Germany Down on their luck promoters have one last chance for success. They have to find the next teen rockstar - or make one up.
	Stanley Cuba VIEW TRAILER Director: Per Anderson, NY It seems the Devil could not obtain Stanley Kubrick's soul and thus is attempting to acquire Stanley Cuba's as a substitute. Kubrick fans will especially love this. Includes music by Portland band Submarine Fleet.
	Stomp! Shout! Scream! VIEW TRAILER Director: Jay Edwards, GA A small town is plagued by a mysterious creature. Accompanied by LIVE additional dialog performed by The Brody Theater professional improv comedy team. Features some great beach party music.
SHORTS
	120 Director: Jerry MacKay, NY There's just something missing from the show 24, and 120 covers it in all its glory.
	Ahead of the Game Director: Steve Pandola, CA Why rush into the whole corporate thing if you're already ahead of the game?
	Alive & Well Director: Chris Peckover, CA Someone has seen "Alive" a few too many times.
	Always Expecting Director: Mark & April Lambert, OR The product you need for that shotgun wedding without the gun or messy baby.
	Artistic Taxidermist Director: Sandi Somers, Canada Why merely stuff animals when you can improve upon the original subject?
	Atomic Banana Director: Erik Kling A lab experiment goes awry when the monkey gets a craving for bananas.
	Call Center Director: Amyn Kaderali, CA Perhaps outsourcing call centers to India is not such a good idea afterall.
	Casual Fridays Director: John Barnard, Canada It's a typical Friday in the office and Bob is talking about boobs again.
	Cheesy Commercials Director: Cinema Queso, OR A series of faux commercials by the local sketch comedy team Cinema Queso.
	Commercial Interruption Director: Homeless Corner, OR A series of faux commercials by the local sketch comedy team Homeless Corner.
	Consider Pants Director: Steven Kraus, KS A solution to many problems - consider PANTS!
	Coping With Rhythm Director: Zachary Steel, NC White men need fret no more about their complete lack of rhythm.
	Creatreva RX Director: David W Barr, OR Longing to be an artist but have too much motivation?
	Death of the Dinosaurs Director: Leilani Holmes, UK The real reason dinosaurs are extinct.
	Discrimination of the Dead Director: Jason Eisner & Angus Swantee, Canada If you thought it was hard for high tech workers to get jobs in Portland, imagine being a zombie!
	Fetch Director: Dana Dorian, Scotland Be careful what you teach your dog!
	For James Director: JULES!, ID James is dead and was not the best of fellows.
	Hands Are Bananas Director: Nick Andrews, MT Do you know vhy? I'll tell you vhy! Bevare the milky pirate!
	Hide Your 'Stache Director: Steve Pandola, CA Tired of being ridiculed for your mustache? Now there is hope!
	Home Purchasing Club Director: Brian Roberts, CA The only place to get amazing products like the Hot Dog Juicer! These clips are on loan from VH1.
	I'm In The Band Director: Paul Sincoff, CA Base players get no respect. But perhaps, sometimes, they do get the girl.
	Indie Fever Director: Scott Simmons, TN The disease that is sweeping the nation! Put down the camcorder and back away!
	Lord of the Rings Director: Edward Martin III, OR A Portland film maker took it upon himself to remake the ENTIRE Lord of the Rings trilogy in 10 minutes. Every chapter and variety is included.
	Love Hurts Director: Christopher Thomas, GA The abuse must stop! Now there is help.
	Maid for TV Director: Christopher Thomas, GA Now there's help to control those annoying little brats of yours.
	Martin Did It Director: Brian McNett, AL He did, really. It was Martin. He killed them all. Are you paying attention?
	MaxiDoodles - Behind the Makeup Director: Bronston Jones, CA A stand in for the star clown is none too pleased with his treatment. Clown rivalry at its finest.
	Moosecock Director: Will Hartman, CA The making of the most phenomenal film of our time. The director says, "Oregon Beavers love Moosecock!"
	Moviebonics Director: Lance Miller & Donald P. Unverrich, WI Some people are just a little too into movies.
	Movies are Better Director: Benjamin Hershleder, CA In case you weren't sure, examples are given that make this fact painfully clear.
	Moving Picture Makers Director: Andrew Fisher, CA This film covers the history of one of Russia's most famous directors.
	Mrs Goodpuppets Zero Carb Muffins Director: Nancy Lacher, OH Mrs Goodpuppets introduces delicious zero-carb muffins!
	Owned Director: Mathieu Ferguson, Canada Real life and the online gaming world are juxtaposed in this, um, love story?
	Passion to the Max Director: Felix Allen, AZ Mel Gibson is mad and he's armed with holy water.
	Regurgitation Director: Harley Hay, Canada Restaurant bill too expensive? No problem!
	Return of the Hero Director: Keith Adams, NY Extremely famous director Scott Adams is working on a major documentary in his home town of River Vale and all the towns folk are thrilled! Or so he says.
	Ridiculous Def Director: JULES!, ID Oh sure, high def TV is nice, but why not get ridiculous?!
	Sal Monella's Deli Director: Dave Puls, NY Sal's new diet plan is guaranteed!
	Sapphire Director: DeWayne Austin, CA The easy way to tenderize meat and get a good workout, too!
	She's A Dog Director: Sue Corcoran, WA Music video for Seattle band Captain Vintastic.
	Strangers Director: Christopher Baldi, NJ An after school special that shows the dangers of accepting candy from strangers.
	Strike-O-Matic Director: Dan Kwong, CA Like bowling but hate gutter balls? Strikes guaranteed or your money back!
	Superhero Director: Sean McCarthy, CA The life of a superhero can be dangerous - and surprisingly normal.
	Tarot Director: John Condon, UK Oh my. The future does not look good for you!
	Thanksgiving Report Director: The B Squad, CA This special report warns of the danger lurking in your turkey.
	The McPassion Director: Benjamin Hershleder, CA The latest kids meal special puts religion back into fast food.
	They're Made Out Of Meat Director: Stephen O'Regan, CA They walk, they talk, but they're made out of meat! How can this be?!
	Thornob Director: Lee Chambers, Canada Caveman inventor Thornob takes us back to the discovery of fire!
	Though I Take Showers, I'm Still Poor Director: Nabeel Sweilem, OR Oregonian Alex Kahl takes us through his typical day.
	Tight Space Director: Cory Kinney, Canada So it won't fit? Well here's a solution!
	Transgressions Director: Valerie Weiss, CA In a world where the slightest transgression can get you killed, a government employee must risk hiding his own transgression.
	Valtrex Director: The B Squad, CA Truth in drug advertising at its finest.
	Zombie Love Director: Yfke van Berkelaer, Netherlands This amazing zombie MUSICAL will have you singing the tunes for days after the show!