FAUX FILM FESTIVAL

PRESENT THE
FAUX FILM FESTIVAL
PORTLAND, OREGON
HOLLYWOOD THEATRE
APRIL 1-3, 2005

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FEATURES
	B-Movie Director: Philip Dolin, New York Spoof A B-Movie spoof in the style of a B movie. We will provide LIVE ADDITIONAL DIALOG performed by a local comedy troupe! An enclave of eclectic "friends" plot to rid the world of media waves.
	Believe web site Director: Loki, Utah Mocumentary Ever get suckered into one of those pyramid schemes or "Multi-Level Marketing"? This hilarious film pokes fun at every aspect of MLM scams.
	Big Time Director: Jerry Heiss, California Mocumentary A mocumentary about the marketing of a porn film. Surprisingly educational. Interviews with some real porn stars and porn industry execs. Contains nudity and foul language.
	Government Approved - The Films of Warren G Spaulding Director: Dave Nuttycombe, Maryland Mocumentary A mocumentary about a guy responsible for thousands of government films that seem silly by today's standards. Includes hilarious musical shorts, such as "Tax Rock" and "PS - That's Public Service".
	Walking The Walk web site Director: Troy B. Evins, California Mocumentary This is a film about the making of a film for $7,000. It's clever and hilarious as the characters get through several setbacks and almost can't finish the film.
SHORTS
	12 Hot Women web site Director: Alan Chan, California Faux Trailer Who needs a plot when you have 12 hot women?
	A. Lincoln: A Life Embellished Director: Bruce Dellis, Arizona Faux Educational This spoof of History Channel biographies tells the (slightly embellished) history of Abraham Lincoln
	Ad Guy web site Directors: Kris Wright, Martha Koenig, Mike Dillon, Ryan Smith, Missouri Faux Commercial Get your kids the funnest new toy - it's "Ad Guy"! Collect the whole agency!
	Asian Pride Porn web site Director: Greg Pak, New York Faux Commercial & Public Service Announcement When you select your porn, be sure Asian characters are seen in a positive light.
	Cash Daddy web site Director: Craig Johnson, Oregon Faux Commercial Down on your luck? Need some quick cash? See the Cash Daddy!
	Choca-Cola web site Director: Craig Johnson, Oregon Faux Commercial If you win the prize printed on the bottlecap, better keep it to yourself.
	Dawn of the Bread Director: David Lady, Ohio Faux Trailer When there's no more room in the cupboard...
	Forklift Driver Klaus Director: Jörg Wagner & Stefan Prehn, Germany Faux Training Video This film has won numerous festival awards and is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Klaus learns the wrong way to operate a forklift. In German with English subtitles. Contains bloody gore.
	Four Spots Director: Geoff McLennan, Canada Faux Commercial Four commercials for products you know you need, such as Frozen Ice. It's new!
	Hardware Wars Director: Ernie Fosselius, Space Faux Trailer This Star Wars spoof is the granddaddy of faux films. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss three bucks goodbye.
	Here Comes Private Investigator Kengo Koshiyama Director: Yohei Kawamata, Utah Spoof This detective spoof follows Kengo Koshiyama through his daily routine.
	It Came from the Lint Trap Director: David Lady, Ohio Faux Trailer Day after day they ignored the warnings. You'll never look at your dryer the same again.
	Jimmy's House of Hugs web site Director: Julia Radochia, California Faux Commercial When you just need a hug, see Jimmy. His able staff will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling.
	Kirby's Pieces web site Director: Rhune Kincaid, Colorado Spoof I can't really describe this film without spoiling the fun. It's gory and hilarious.
	Love: The Movie web site Director: Adam Bertocci, Illinois Spoof This film spoofs both movie making and love stories as we hear the trials and tribulations of making a love story.
	Mentos web site Director: Craig Johnson, Oregon Faux Commercial The Freshmaker can help you handle any stressful situation.
	Nundercover Director: Jake Cashill, New York Spoof The most bad-ass crime buster in town is a sister!
	Octogone Director: David Lady, Ohio Faux Commercial Nothing seems to get rid of those pesky octopi. Finally, there is a solution!
	Oh Yeah! web site Director: Lon Lopez, California Faux Trailer He's back and he's tougher than ever! Prepare to see red!
	Passion of the Couch web site Director: Kurt Burk & Byron Dumbrill, California Spoof This hilarious spoof of "Passion of the Christ" tells the tale of another icon.
	Puzzle King web site Director: Alexandra Rothert, Germany Spoof A world renowned "puzzle king" solves 10 puzzles (such as Rubik's Cube and others) in only five minutes. Amazing!
	Reach and Frequency Director: Vance Malone, Oregon Faux Commercial The infamous ad agency spoof in the style of a porno.
	Spandex: A Father's Tale web site Director: Matthew Manson, New York Spoof A boy failing music class discovers his father's dark secret.
	Stiffs By Sid Director: Rick Lavon, New York Mocumentary Why settle for bad actors when you can use real zombies in your films?!
	Stroid 56 Director: Andy Collen, Oregon Faux Commercial Traffic stressing you out? Give your car that extra oomph! Voiceover by Portland mayoral candidate Scott Campbell, AKA Extremo The Clown.
	SuperAnon Director: Stephen Plitt, Canada Mocumentary Superheros get all the glory - sending their untalented relatives into therapy.
	Superciliary Exercise Program Director: Connor & Greg Chaney, Alaska Faux Commercial Social life on the skids? Maybe your facial expressions lack pizzazz!
	The Inedible Bulk web site Director: Mad Martian, Oregon Spoof The origin story of the infamous Broccoli Man and a spoof of "The Fly". A broccoli farmer whose own kids won't eat broccoli conducts flavor experiments in the barn, accidentally transforming himself.
	The Player Director: Scott Halford, Utah Spoof A hilarious look at poker tournaments and the characters obsessed with poker.
	The Reel Truth web site Director: Tim Hamilton, Canada Spoof If you could read the minds of film makers, here's what they're really thinking.
	The Strange Case of Ray Milland Director: Bruce Dellis, Arizona Faux Educational This spoof of A&E biographies tells of the seedier side of Ray Milland. Who knew of his cannibalistic past?
	Truth In Advertising web site Director: Tim Hamilton, Canada Spoof If you could read the minds of advertising execs, here's what they're really thinking.
	Un-Fat Director: Noel Taylor, Oregon Faux Commercial The best diet pill yet.
	Van Goo: Portrait of an Artist Director: Mikon Haaksman, Texas Mocumentary The story of an artist who paints the classics in a new style.
	William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece web site Director: Ken Hegan, Canada Spoof Most people already know that William Shatner's hairpiece, er, excuse me, "hair system", was responsible for his power, but here is a seldom told back story.
	Wizardo Stardust Director: John Simone, Oregon Mocumentary Learn about magic from the master of delusion.
	You Can Awesome: Math web site Director: Michael Mohan, California Faux Education Learn how math can solve all your problems!
	Zombie Vegetarians web site Director: Mad Martian, Oregon Faux Trailer Tainted veggie burgers turn people into zombies. Who will stop them?