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PRESENT THE
FAUX FILM FESTIVAL™
PORTLAND, OREGON
Clinton Street Theater, 2522 SE Clinton Street
THURSDAY MARCH 28 - SUNDAY MARCH 31, 2013

FAUX HOMETHE FILMSSHOPTIPSCONTACT



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FOURTH DAY ADDED! THURSDAY MARCH 28

Thursday March 28:
Shorts at 7pm: Mocumentaries.
Feature at 9pm: "Discoverdale"

Friday March 29:
Shorts at 7pm: Faux Commercials, Faux Trailers, and movie/TV spoofs.
Feature at 9pm: "Operation Casablanca"

Saturday March 30:
Shorts at 7pm: General Satire.
Feature at 9pm: "The Burlesque Assassins"

Sunday March 31:
Shorts at 7pm: Science Fiction, Horror, and Fantasy spoofs.
Feature at 9pm: "Vampire Camp"

Schedule subject to change!
Some films may not be suitable for young children or easily offended adults.

FEATURES

Discoverdale Discoverdale      VIEW TRAILER
Director: George Kane
Location: UK
A film crew follow cult Comedy Rock Band 'Dead Cat Bounce' on a desperate quest across Europe to reunite lead singer Jim with his long lost father, who he believes is Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale.
Thursday 9:00 PM
Operation Casablanca Operation Casablanca      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Laurent Negre
Location: Switzerland
A dishwasher gets mistaken for a terrorist and must play the part to save his life.
Friday 9:00 PM
The Burlesque Assassins The Burlesque Assassins      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Jonathan Joffe
Location: Canada
The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly, and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Experience the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
Saturday 9:00 PM
Vampire Camp Vampire Camp      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Ray Robison
Location: USA
Want to learn how to kill vampires? Sign up for Vampire Camp! A weekend of fun, excitement, and education! You might even get laid - to rest! "Best Feature" winner from the Vampire Film Festival in LA.
Sunday 9:00 PM

SHORTS

A Life A Life
Director: Justin Colautti
Location: Canada
Find out which is the real Jesus. Happy Easter!
Sunday 7:00 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody: A Short-Sex Musical Bohemian Rhapsody: A Short-Sex Musical
Director: Christina Raia
Location: USA-NY
A musical parody of the famous Queen hit.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Bruce Malloy, Private Investigator Bruce Malloy, Private Investigator
Director: Jus Riddick
Location: USA-CA
She was dark. He was dim. A neo-noir spoof.
Friday 7:00 PM
Buck Mild Buck Mild
Director: Lindsay Moss & Rob Raffety
Location: USA-VA
Buck Mild is a groundbreaking reality show that reveals the truth about growing up in North Central West Virginia.
Thursday 7:00 PM
Chessdogs Chessdogs
Director: Nial Nelson-Hopkins
Location: USA-MN
In the year 4011, renowned super criminal 'The Maestro' captures every dog on Earth.
Friday 7:00 PM
Every Breath You Take by The Police Every Breath You Take by The Police
Director: Ren Thackham
Location: UK
A music video representing a literal translation of the slightly creepy lyrics in Every Breath You Take by the Police.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Foil Helmets of Freedom Foil Helmets of Freedom
Director: Bob Akins
Location: USA-OR
Protect your noggin!
Friday 7:00 PM
Freeze Freeze
Director: Brian Teague
Location: USA-GA
The chase is on.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Fuck Lance Armstrong Fuck Lance Armstrong
Director: Peter Christenson
Location: USA-WA
A trio of eccentric and certifiable misfits steal Armstrong memorabilia in an attempt to ameliorate the imagined wounds of their past.
Saturday 7:00 PM
GangCity: Little India GangCity: Little India
Director: Sayeed Khan & Dan Kalish
Location: USA-IL
An Indian gang terrorizes the streets of Devon in Chicago.
Thursday 7:00 PM
Glirk Pasternakky, Internet Comedian Glirk Pasternakky, Internet Comedian
Director: Josh Bass
Location: USA-TX
He's your Social co-Media-an!
Friday 7:00 PM
How I became the Devil How I became the Devil
Director: Sebastiano Olla
Location: USA-CA
Lucifer has been working all his life to get a promotion but his final assignment, taking care of G.O.D's latest creation: The Man, will drive him crazy.
Sunday 7:00 PM
How To Kill Your Clone How To Kill Your Clone
Director: Jack McWilliams
Location: USA-CA
Dick wants to kill his out of control clone, but due to their identical physical and mental abilities, he must hire the third party Clone Killer Corporation.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Hunting Rudolph Hunting Rudolph
Director: Corky Quakenbush
Location: USA-CA
A hunting accident threatens to destroy Christmas.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Jack to the Future Jack to the Future
Director: Derek Pons & Nate Daniel
Location: USA-NC
Alex is about to find out just how far he's willing to go to fulfill his life long dream of time travel.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Kimba's Cave Kimba's Cave
Director: James Kimba anderson
Location: USA-CA
A Saturday morning kiddie show musical extravaganza taking place way down low beneath the surface.
Friday 7:00 PM
KNFR From 7:00-7:30 KNFR From 7:00-7:30
Director: Vincent Gargiulo
Location: USA-CA
Wake up! It's 1986 and you're watching KNFR, Channel 13 Yreka.
Friday 7:00 PM
Laundry Detergent Laundry Detergent
Director: Nathan Reece
Location: USA-NC
Erase your memories of dirty laundry.
Friday 7:00 PM
Legitimate Legitimate
Director: Justin Dittrich
Location: USA-CA
During a 'legitimate rape', the female reproductive system sets out to 'shut the whole thing down'.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Lifeless #BeingKindaDeadSortaSucks Lifeless #BeingKindaDeadSortaSucks
Director: VP Boyle
Location: USA-NY
Eight high school grads accidentally spike their party punch with plumber gel and wake up undead. A musical with an original score.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Moogoo Gaipan Moogoo Gaipan
Director: Ryan Tse
Location: USA-AL
Moogoo, a magic mushroom, and Gaipan, a man avenging his brother's death, take on the drug cartel.
Friday 7:00 PM
Mularkey Mularkey
Director: Kyle T Collins
Location: USA-OR
A leprchaun fights to protect the smallest national park.
Thursday 7:00 PM
Offline Offline
Director: Ian Bawa/Benjamin Lenz
Location: Canada/Germany
What happens when the entire world goes offline.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Prime Time Prime Time
Director: Rolf Blume-Jensen
Location: Denmark
A mystic tale of time.
Sunday 7:00 PM
S.K.A. S.K.A.
Director: Christina Raia
Location: USA-NY
A dark comedy set in an absurd self-help group.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Santa Boy Santa Boy
Director: Scott Sullivan
Location: USA-CA
Jimmy is 13 years old and he still believes in Santa Claus. His parents have some explaining to do.
Thursday 7:00 PM
Say No to GMO Say No to GMO
Director: Catie Jones
Location: USA-MA
A hyperbolic public service announcement against the production and consumption of genetically modified organisms.
Friday 7:00 PM
Shock Art Shock Art
Director: Daniel Macarthur & Felicity Mason
Location: Australia
To challenge the art world, two deadly serious artists scheme to take interactive art to the nth degree.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Showdown at the Hipster Saloon Showdown at the Hipster Saloon
Director: Nardeep Khurmi
Location: USA-CA
A classic Western bar brawl between a hero and a villain, populated by contemporary Hipster 20-somethings
Saturday 7:00 PM
Silent Invaders Silent Invaders
Director: Dianne Brothers
Location: Canada
A small town reflects on an unimaginable invasion....by mimes.
Thursday 7:00 PM
Skinja! Skinja!
Director: Daniel Goodman
Location: USA-NY
Skinja is a stripper by night, ninja by later that night, putting the ass in assassin.
Friday 7:00 PM
Super (Hero) Lawyer Super (Hero) Lawyer
Director: Peter VanOosting
Location: USA-CA
A short profile of a lawyer who represents superheroes.
Thursday 7:00 PM
The Booth - episode 3 The Booth - episode 3
Director: Greg Baglia
Location: USA-TX
A view of how things go in the broadcast booth at a football stadium.
Thursday 7:00 PM
The Last Prank The Last Prank
Director: Richard Schall
Location: USA-NY
On the night before a garage sale, two best friend puppets decide to rehash the good old days and prank the family that's selling them.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Office One The Office One
Director: Jinyoup Kim
Location: USA-CA
An office worker, who calculates mathematical formulas, is given a short question; how are you? However, he doesn't know how to answer to it.
Sunday 7:00 PM
The Pack The Pack
Director: Michael Fodera
Location: USA-NY
Chronicles the rise and fall of a famous lounge act during the 50's and 60's, inspired by The Rat Pack.
Thursday 7:00 PM
There's No Place There's No Place
Director: Ross Daniels
Location: Australia
Terry, a homeless Doctor Who fanatic, spends his days reflecting on his mistakes and The Doctor.
Thursday 7:00 PM
Throng Throng
Director: Chris Wilson
Location: USA-OR
The auditions are real. The film is not. Mostly.
Thursday 7:00 PM
Tobacc-Os Tobacc-Os
Director: Paul J. Boresky
Location: Canada
Tobacc-Os is a 1950s era breakfast cereal containing a healthy blend of wheat, oats, tar, and nicotine.
Friday 7:00 PM
Torturous Torturous
Director: Angus Swantee
Location: Canada
Chronicles an encounter between an employment counsellor and a professional torture artist.
Sunday 7:00 PM
What's Eating Pee Pee Wong? What's Eating Pee Pee Wong?
Director: Phree Swearingen
Location: USA-FL
15 years after tragedy sends him into depression, Pee Pee Wong, the world's ex-top gunslinger, is abruptly met with his past.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Wigga Pleaze Wigga Pleaze
Director: Josh Fong
Location: USA-CA
An autobiographical, rap video parody chronicling a girl's fleeting, unlikely romance with a 'wigga.'
Saturday 7:00 PM

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